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I had just sold my neighbor on E-bay, without

  • I had just sold my neighbor on E-bay, without him knowing.
  • He sold for 200 bucks, not bad although I had expected a bit more. I should have put nicer pictures of him I guess, Now the trick was to make him go inside the big cardboard box,
  • which I achieved with a well-placed Victoria's Secret catalog and opened Bud Light. Once he was in there, I sealed it up and shipped him off to the winning bidder in Springfield.
  • A couple days later I got complaints on Ebay "The merchandise is not in grade A condition & the battery is nearly dead" etc. I thought the description "partly used husband" was acc
  • -laim-worthy. Apparently husbands with past divorces and drug habits violate Ebay's "Damaged Goods" policy. He was returned to me in a box without holes and enough bubble wrap to
  • have a hell of a lot of fun
  • Fat! Very burger, sweet, soft! - The boy asked the genie.
  • First taking a moment to figure out the proper ordering of the boys words, the genie moved his hands in a swirling motion. "Your wish is my command!" he said, and a cheesburger
  • was CAN HAS, RITE DERE IN DA BUKKIT *ahem* excuse me. Not sure what came over me. Anyway, the genie then laughed heartily and
  • explained that he could not grant us wishes, he was already enslaved by the owner of the car wash to act as their mascot. But freeing him is a different story altogether.
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2012-08-14 21:37:57
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2012-08-23 00:42:22

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