I had just sold my neighbor on E-bay, without

I had just sold my neighbor on E-bay, without him knowing.

He sold for 200 bucks, not bad although I had expected a bit more. I should have put nicer pictures of him I guess, Now the trick was to make him go inside the big cardboard box,

which I achieved with a well-placed Victoria's Secret catalog and opened Bud Light. Once he was in there, I sealed it up and shipped him off to the winning bidder in Springfield.

A couple days later I got complaints on Ebay "The merchandise is not in grade A condition & the battery is nearly dead" etc. I thought the description "partly used husband" was acc

-laim-worthy. Apparently husbands with past divorces and drug habits violate Ebay's "Damaged Goods" policy. He was returned to me in a box without holes and enough bubble wrap to

have a hell of a lot of fun

Fat! Very burger, sweet, soft! - The boy asked the genie.

First taking a moment to figure out the proper ordering of the boys words, the genie moved his hands in a swirling motion. "Your wish is my command!" he said, and a cheesburger

was CAN HAS, RITE DERE IN DA BUKKIT *ahem* excuse me. Not sure what came over me. Anyway, the genie then laughed heartily and

explained that he could not grant us wishes, he was already enslaved by the owner of the car wash to act as their mascot. But freeing him is a different story altogether.