Testing his sister, he strapped her down
- Testing his sister, he strapped her down to the wall.
- I hope this Velcro keeps my good ol sis strapped to the wall. I wouldn't want her to fall down the stairs (again after failing this 3 times). Suddenly I heard a tearing sound so I
- instinctively cover my rear. It wouldn't be the first time the seams on my pants had failed. But they were fine; the tearing must have come from somewhere else. I glanced at my
- snood and saw that it had a huuuuuge hole in it. Damn. That was my favorite snood, like the one wore on special
- occasions when I forgot myself. I wish I had more to say about that, except that the hole in the snood allowed me to show my face in a way that a hood might not. But I had tallow
- cheekbones and they needed protecting from the elements. That's it, I'm saying no more about the snood. No more. Also my snood doubles as a bra when I'm behind with the laundry. No
- thing else will I say about it...except this one last thing: my snood is very special to me. OK. That's absolutely THE last stood comment I'll make. (sigh) I adjusted my stood and
- poured an extra tall glass of $100 chard over ice and grabbed the last stuffed mushroom. THIS IS THE LAST TIME! No more stood jokes. No more stood humor. No more stood on the stood
- - I said, as I stoop up. But I swayed as the room seemed to spin. What kind of mushrooms were those? I wondered aloud. Just then a pink caterpillar rose from the corner of the room
- and started devouring the couch and my obnoxious ginger roommate. Well, I thought to myself with my deteriorating mind. At least this trip isn't all bad flibberty squirtle rucks.
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- 2011-08-16 13:55:51
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- 2013-04-05 16:40:38
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PurpleProf Apr 05 2013 @ 18:48
I must apologize for my auto-correct...I should have checked it before submitting...
BlastedHeath Apr 09 2013 @ 20:04
Just wait till we all have implants ...