Sal initially wanted to open an "Ancient
- Sal initially wanted to open an "Ancient Roman" themed restaurant, but when the backers got whiff of his plans for "Dormice Poppers" and learned that everything would be covered in
- volcanic ash because it would be located at the foot of Vesuvius "The Pompean" got the boot. But when Zimmerman heard about it he sponsored Sal's restaurant himself. Opening night
- -mares happened all at the same time on Opening Night. Worst case scenarios and repeated mishaps caused Sal's restaurant to
- attract hoards of pessimists, who enjoyed bad meals and terrible service better than anything else. They were poor tippers too! Sal's restaurant became known far and wide for
- Sal's Salacious Salisbury Steak served with sides of Sufferin Succotash and Succulent Swamp Squash. Everyone, absolutely everyone, hated it and Sal's had never been busier. S
- oon, Sal skipped solemnly to Singapore seemly to avoid the siege. Surprisingly, Spaniards spoke so highly of Sal's Salacious Salisbury Steak that Sal saw Spain as
- our hissing snake narrator slithered away, replaced by Sylvester the Cat: "Sal's carne asada was a smashing success in southern Seville. Sufferin' succotash, these s's seem
- so subtle, somewhat strange. I suddenly slipped sideways and slid straight toward Sunset Street. Some sedans swerved, screeching shrilly, scraping streetlights. "Sorry!"
- Freaky vagabonds made straw buckets used as hats in the west end.
- "Oh, Ambika!" they chanted, "We're down on our knees. We're begging you please to stop folding. Oh Ambika! Oh Ambika! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!!!!
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- 2012-10-28 12:58:26
- Finished
- 2014-11-20 16:50:07
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KieferSkunk Nov 20 2014 @ 16:58
Not to sound too unfriendly, but ambika: Please, if you're going to participate in a FoldingStory, would you please make it so your line has SOMETHING to do with the one previous to it? There's a difference between changing direction and writing complete random garbage. Thanks.