Wake up in the morning feeling like

Wake up in the morning feeling like

a smashed potatoe I reallyize I have to go to the bathroom and when I get there a monster thats green, tall, and has red eyes says

through the hose. My buddy was sucking chrome off a bumper. I would face any humiliation to be in the Fraternity because I desperately needed

to prove to my dad George Sr. that I could uphold family tradition. The Frats final test involved used pantyhose and running water. This experience came in handy during my 1st term

with some of the work I did to pay my way. It might look degrading or subhuman to you, but there really wasn't a better way to make that kind of money so quickly, at least, not

on this planet. I really wanted to move to Vinaria XIII, where I wanted to work as a smiler. Vinarians lack the facial muscles, but deeply appreciate the smile in other species, so

visited Vinaria XIII. Their noted lack of humor made it easy for me to do stand-up comedy. "Today I went home and WASHED THE DISHES! I ate a BURGER, who does that? seriously."

Of course, this was about the same material of the beatnik comedians of earth, except I didn't need to resort to racial or sexist bigotry and nobody heckled me. On Vinaria XIII,

everyone was named Lenny Bruce and talked in an affected stacatto. But none of us laughed. We were too hip (or was it too ironic?) for that.