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Wake up in the morning feeling like

  • Wake up in the morning feeling like

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  • a smashed potatoe I reallyize I have to go to the bathroom and when I get there a monster thats green, tall, and has red eyes says

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  • "Suck my cock, RIGHT NOW BRO!!" did, and he was all like, "OH HELL YEH!!" But then Cthulu broke throuh the wall and starteda WRESTLING match with the thing, I WAS STILL SUCKING IT

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  • through the hose. My buddy was sucking chrome off a bumper. I would face any humiliation to be in the Fraternity because I desperately needed

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  • to prove to my dad George Sr. that I could uphold family tradition. The Frats final test involved used pantyhose and running water. This experience came in handy during my 1st term

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  • with some of the work I did to pay my way. It might look degrading or subhuman to you, but there really wasn't a better way to make that kind of money so quickly, at least, not

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  • on this planet. I really wanted to move to Vinaria XIII, where I wanted to work as a smiler. Vinarians lack the facial muscles, but deeply appreciate the smile in other species, so

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  • visited Vinaria XIII. Their noted lack of humor made it easy for me to do stand-up comedy. "Today I went home and WASHED THE DISHES! I ate a BURGER, who does that? seriously."

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  • Of course, this was about the same material of the beatnik comedians of earth, except I didn't need to resort to racial or sexist bigotry and nobody heckled me. On Vinaria XIII,

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  • everyone was named Lenny Bruce and talked in an affected stacatto. But none of us laughed. We were too hip (or was it too ironic?) for that.

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