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I was in my room when i saw a spider and

  • I was in my room when i saw a spider and it bit me. I turned into spiderwoman and got green goblin and then i was on my way home when another spiderwoman came up and it was on, so
  • Super FlipFlop Man was called by the Super FlipFlop Light Signal the police put up and us Spiderwomen were both doomed...Crushed and held under rubber,we
  • attached megalithic fossilized breakfast cereal pieces to our ears, dangling them enticingly for superflipflop mans pleasure. he is a man after all and easy to please. his face
  • plate was forged by Henry the VIII's older brother. The older brother had swamp ass, rashes and a nasty ken for building armor. In this armor there was no way
  • to have a decent look at the opponent, since Henry the VIII's older brother had forgotten to build a visor in it. He also forgot the rear view mirror, moveable joints and most
  • importantly a GPS system. But this would have been a distraction which obscured the sublimer senses, the young Henry VIII thought as he groomed his chest hair. His opponent
  • was the X chromosome. Henry VIII stroked his masculine chest hair and went looking for X chromosomes with his GPS-equipped tracking device. Egads, they were everywhere! Anne Boleyn
  • 's slight headache rendered her useless in locating the very best X chromosomes for Henry VIII, something he made a made a mental note to take care of when they got back. The X
  • that Henry VIII's Concubine IX had shaved into her pubic hair was still on Henry's mind though. Henry made another mental note to take care of that too when they got back. For now,
  • he summoned his necromancer for new spells to beget a male heir."Couplie at the end of the Cerne Abbas Giant's penis. And behead your wife & find a new one." So that's what he did.
Started
2011-08-11 09:42:29
Finished
2013-05-13 17:54:01

1 Comments

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    lucielucie May 13 2013 @ 17:56

    Lol - I meant 'couple' not couplie.

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