World War XVII started when the Allied Axis

World War XVII started when the Allied Axis (Botswana, Nepal and Slovakia) declared war on their greates rivals: Vietnam, Alabama and The Elephant Republic Of El Salvador.

Thigs started good for The Allied Axis (Botswana, Nepal and Slovakia), having won the Battle Of Peanutville against the Vietnam forces and so conquering Egypt.

The Allied Axis kept winning all of their engagements without any visible weapons. We knew it was socery but our sorcerers were useless against it. The wizards were down to Jr. Var

sity level in ability - pulling hankies out their sleeves level. Then Bobby turned in a Tentacool pokamon to summon Cthulhu. Even the Allied Axis sorcery was no match & the battle

descended into the jelly bean pit. The loser had to eat potato salad. Bobby kept thinking he'd like potato salad, but ended up feeding it all to Cthulhu. All potato salad.

Even your potato salad. Like the other Old Ones, Cthulhu liked the novelty of waking up during the Trump Ague. But did Cthulhu reward Bobby for his service? Of course not & Bobby

resented it unto the deepest darkest pits of his heart, from which grew an even greater beast. Bobby knew he was destined to overcome Cthulhu and claim dominion of the dark side.

Bobby had a timetable worked out for when he took over dominion of the dark side. Cthulhu & the other Old Ones had let the survivors turn the world against them while they slept.

His minions were gone, but he was the plushiest plushie ever, hooray!!! The end!!!