Alexis opened the metal door and squinted.

Alexis opened the metal door and squinted. So that was it, he had survived. The air was dusty, but fresher than inside the bunker. It felt like the sunlight gave him new life. He

went back inside the bunker, because he was a professional 24 hour gamer, and he had no time for petty things like sunlight. Alexis was playing the smash hit new game called "

Pin the Tail on the Donkey." In 2258 they didn't realize that this was a game that ppl used to play in real life. Alexis adjusted her virtual reality headset&pinned another tail

I wanted to play the weird game so bad because I wanted to stomp my foot right in the middle of it and shout, "

24 Chicken McNuggets, please!" Alas, my wish was not granted: no matter how hard I begged, the players wouldn't allow me to join in their game. They said it was because it was only

for eaters of liverwurst and limburger cheese quesadillas without sour cream or guacamole. They claimed to have evidence that he had eaten one with sour cream which was a disqualif

-ied by having been manufactured in North Dakota and was therefore "inauthentic". "So's your Mom!" yelled Inga, who claimed to have been taught quesadilla-making by a Guatemalan

TV chef who was well known for his taste in cheap wine and full bodied women. Or was it the other way around? All that quesadilla had blurred Inga's memory.

The chef sought her out (Inga was both cheap AND full-bodied). They met at her house. The chef suggested dinner. “Are we going out?” Inga asked. “No, I’ll just eat you right here!"