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Once apon a time, there was a purple transvestite

  • Once apon a time, there was a purple transvestite chicken named Derik. There were some very unique things about Derik. Not only could she morph into anything she wanted, she could
  • lay eggs whose flavor & color depended on who Derik mated with. As a purple transvestite chicken she found it difficult to coaxe potential mating partners so she morphed into
  • HENrietta, the sexiest chicken that ever lived.How did she do it? Hormones. Lots of them. Her breasts and thighs were succulent and Derik just couldn't disguise his pecker.
  • HENrietta was genetically engineered and artificially enhanced to have huge white breasts and juicy dark thighs. But she was mechanically separated at birth from Derik who's pecker
  • had been destroyed when he was lost in the Titanium forest. They were Hum-tants. Strange RNA cocktails made by scientists before a stop was put to it. HENrietta and Derik
  • a Eriksen were a pair of conjoined Hum-tant twins, born out of the experiments. They were joined at the hip, quite literally. Yes, HENrietta and Derika shared everything, even
  • Though Riot Fest had begun. The flaming lips had sunk 583 ships and were out to sink 1000. Henrietta and Detiks were attendees. The flaming lips grew in size, until they measured
  • the pyramid left over from that other story which they knew nothing about which pretty much ensured that pyramid was never going to get measured for this story. I knew the original
  • pyramids were only fourteen feet tall, but looked bigger in the photos. So I recorded the left over pyramid's height at fourteen feet and clocked out for the day. The left over
  • footage was to be used in a history documentary of pyramids with special emphasis on the origins of the fourteen-foot tall ones.
Started
2013-01-15 12:53:31
Finished
2017-05-28 01:36:47

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity May 28 2017 @ 01:43

    So they based their whole civilization around 14 foot tall pyramids. I was right, they never did get measured for this story but they did get measured for another story and they were actually 14.75 feet tall. So their whole civilization was 9" too small. They did alright for a while but when the gulf of their separation from reality became too wide their civilization came tumbling down.
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    Woab May 30 2017 @ 10:55

    Does the significance of 9 missing inches have anything to do with Derek the transvestite chicken's sex change operation?

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