Once apon a time, there was a purple transvestite

Once apon a time, there was a purple transvestite chicken named Derik. There were some very unique things about Derik. Not only could she morph into anything she wanted, she could

lay eggs whose flavor & color depended on who Derik mated with. As a purple transvestite chicken she found it difficult to coaxe potential mating partners so she morphed into

HENrietta, the sexiest chicken that ever lived.How did she do it? Hormones. Lots of them. Her breasts and thighs were succulent and Derik just couldn't disguise his pecker.

HENrietta was genetically engineered and artificially enhanced to have huge white breasts and juicy dark thighs. But she was mechanically separated at birth from Derik who's pecker

had been destroyed when he was lost in the Titanium forest. They were Hum-tants. Strange RNA cocktails made by scientists before a stop was put to it. HENrietta and Derik

a Eriksen were a pair of conjoined Hum-tant twins, born out of the experiments. They were joined at the hip, quite literally. Yes, HENrietta and Derika shared everything, even

Though Riot Fest had begun. The flaming lips had sunk 583 ships and were out to sink 1000. Henrietta and Detiks were attendees. The flaming lips grew in size, until they measured

the pyramid left over from that other story which they knew nothing about which pretty much ensured that pyramid was never going to get measured for this story. I knew the original

pyramids were only fourteen feet tall, but looked bigger in the photos. So I recorded the left over pyramid's height at fourteen feet and clocked out for the day. The left over

footage was to be used in a history documentary of pyramids with special emphasis on the origins of the fourteen-foot tall ones.