The hungry space monkey goes to school on
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The hungry space monkey goes to school on the moon.
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He's a very hungry monkey. Yes he is. For the moon is made of cheese. And the hungry space monkey doesn't like cheese. Gleek has a taste for brains. He opens the airlock and sneaks
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past the jungle gym into the galactic tree canopy where the view of the giant brainoid aliens was easiest. Gleek scratched his
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fleek. Which, if you know anything about Deeks, was a real bleak peak at a freak. But Gleek the space monkey decided to do a surprise visit on Superman and Hawkwoman
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and caught them, in flagrante delicto, cooking up meth in Hawkwoman's bathtub. "Ha!" shouted Gleek, pointing an accusatory finger. Superman blushed. "You ain't no Heisenbergs."
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The Heisenbergs were, some three years later, still cooking up meth in Hawkwoman's bathtub. It was very profitable. Superman didn't know what to do, so he asked Lois Lane.
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“Are you asking me as Superman or as Clark Kent”, asked Lois Lane as she folded Clark’s underwear and Superman’s Unionsuit. “Both”, was their/his reply. “The Heisenbergs are an unc
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outh bunch that wear lead underwear that I can’t penetrate with my X-ray vision,” said Superman. “Look, Clark…I mean Superman,” said Lois, “the Heisenbergs are friends of mine, and
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we have to prevent them from boarding the Hindenberg." "I'm sorry, Lois," replied Superman, "but I am not permitted to change history again. I have demerits." Lois picked up the
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can of Raid & desperately tried to stop the swarm of mosquitos. A few succumbed but the rest started biting the passengers. Of course, You-Know-Who is bullet AND sting proof, so…
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- Started
- 2013-01-29 16:01:57
- Finished
- 2018-03-11 15:55:12
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IceSquad Mar 11 2018 @ 15:56
Open ending.