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Well, it all started the day Pudgy the poodle

  • Well, it all started the day Pudgy the poodle fell into the open manhole. I mean, the dog wasn't that bright, but this was a new low. He was chasing his tail when he took a step
  • and started -- that very day -- to fall into an open manhole. Eventually, Pudgy fell completely into the manhole .After falling into the manhole completely, Pudgy took a shit.
  • It took Pudgy a long time to take a shit. Pudgy took a long time to take a shit. The shit was long so it took Pudgy a long time to take a shit. Give me something to work with here.
  • Okay, here ya go: While Pudgy was taking a particularly long shit, he noticed a help-wanted ad in the newspaper. "A pool boy for the Lake of Fire?" he mused. "Yeah, I'm game."
  • He didn't last very long, getting a little too greedy when he noticed someone had dropped a nickel in the lake. I hear Nirvana did a nice ditty about him though.
  • No one came to his funeral except a lone camel. The camel stood there drinking the entire time, the people that happened to pass by the funeral were wierded out, and finally
  • when no one was around, a tear rolled off his nose onto the tomb. Shlep was her faithful camel and guarded her bones from the jackals. Many years later, when the wind blew, spirits
  • of the Pharoe's ancestors were said to whisper curses upon those who dared to desecrate the tomb but more feared was the humped Shade of Shlep
  • who guarded the undertomb. He had been a devotee of Set and brought chaos upon those who broke the sacred seal, opened the holy door, and gazed on the
  • angry visage of my mother. It was quite a downer, to have traveled so far, worked so hard, only to end up grounded again.
Started
2011-04-24 01:56:18
Finished
2011-04-26 18:56:25

4 Comments

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    buddyboy4711 Apr 26 2011 @ 19:47

    where do bad folks go when they DIIIIIIIEEE?!?
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    Bad. Apr 26 2011 @ 20:53

    They don't go to heaven where the angels fly...
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    SlimWhitman Apr 27 2011 @ 04:44

    The pudgy pool boy seems to have undergone a sex change just before/after his death... Sex change after death? Good material for another FoldingStory....
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    Trylobot Apr 29 2011 @ 16:33

    gbgbgbgb you are hilarious. "Give me something to work with here." That's exactly what I was thinking reading the fold just before yours.

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