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Nary a visitor to the gorilla cage would

  • Nary a visitor to the gorilla cage would smile at CoCo. She just sat despondent until one day
  • she discovered her own feces and masturbation and that's when her life turned around because
  • she was so utterly moved by both of them. From that point forward she travelled the world looking at people masturbating and pooping. I should add that this was before the internet
  • and thus it was quite a journey. From Peru to China, from Australia to Germany, she traveled far and wide to see such sinful acts; some in public, some in private.. all disturbing.
  • Some called her a prophet for it, others called her a genius. However, most called her a weirdo, because who would in god's name would find it pleasurable to watch a llama
  • being mounted by an elephant on drugs. Nevertheless, people trusted her. She was able to do the most amazing things no one could do with that llama, including
  • , well, I don't need to tell you. I'm sure your perverted little mind can just imagine how our little Bodil Jorgenson-wannabe made herself popular. You sluts, you. Dirty little
  • hors d'oeuvres scattered on the floor! You slobs! Is this how you treat me after the free room and board your mother and I provide? Don't give us that "I'm three!" BS! It's time
  • to learn the MC Hammer Dance! Even at 3 years old, I knew the humiliation of putting on those gold lame pants and dancing around our living room. How can I ever face the gang at
  • Chuck E. Cheese's now? Not that it mattered - even the smallest of them could still beat me at Pac-Man.

6 Comments

  1. KieferSkunk Sep 05 2012 @ 01:53

    Wow, what a letdown. Travel the world to see the dirtiest of deeds, only to be beaten at a video game by a little girl...

  2. Zetawilk Sep 05 2012 @ 02:01

    This is perhaps the least palatable story I have yet read.

  3. Zetawilk Sep 05 2012 @ 02:02

    AND it took over a YEAR to finish! Zowee! I wonder what the longest time is for completing a story on here.

  4. KieferSkunk Sep 05 2012 @ 02:18

    I dunno, how long has this site been around?

  5. Zetawilk Sep 05 2012 @ 02:21

    At least since February 12, 2011.

  6. jaw2ek Sep 05 2012 @ 18:49

    I have seen stories as far back as december, 2010.

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