Nary a visitor to the gorilla cage would
- Nary a visitor to the gorilla cage would smile at CoCo. She just sat despondent until one day
- she discovered her own feces and masturbation and that's when her life turned around because
- she was so utterly moved by both of them. From that point forward she travelled the world looking at people masturbating and pooping. I should add that this was before the internet
- and thus it was quite a journey. From Peru to China, from Australia to Germany, she traveled far and wide to see such sinful acts; some in public, some in private.. all disturbing.
- Some called her a prophet for it, others called her a genius. However, most called her a weirdo, because who would in god's name would find it pleasurable to watch a llama
- being mounted by an elephant on drugs. Nevertheless, people trusted her. She was able to do the most amazing things no one could do with that llama, including
- , well, I don't need to tell you. I'm sure your perverted little mind can just imagine how our little Bodil Jorgenson-wannabe made herself popular. You sluts, you. Dirty little
- hors d'oeuvres scattered on the floor! You slobs! Is this how you treat me after the free room and board your mother and I provide? Don't give us that "I'm three!" BS! It's time
- to learn the MC Hammer Dance! Even at 3 years old, I knew the humiliation of putting on those gold lame pants and dancing around our living room. How can I ever face the gang at
- Chuck E. Cheese's now? Not that it mattered - even the smallest of them could still beat me at Pac-Man.
- Started
- 2011-02-12 09:12:06
- Finished
- 2012-09-05 01:50:01
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KieferSkunk Sep 05 2012 @ 01:53
Wow, what a letdown. Travel the world to see the dirtiest of deeds, only to be beaten at a video game by a little girl...
Zetawilk Sep 05 2012 @ 02:01
This is perhaps the least palatable story I have yet read.
Zetawilk Sep 05 2012 @ 02:02
AND it took over a YEAR to finish! Zowee! I wonder what the longest time is for completing a story on here.
KieferSkunk Sep 05 2012 @ 02:18
I dunno, how long has this site been around?
Zetawilk Sep 05 2012 @ 02:21
At least since February 12, 2011.
jaw2ek Sep 05 2012 @ 18:49
I have seen stories as far back as december, 2010.