Once upon a time lived a princess and her

Once upon a time lived a princess and her pet dog.

The princess decided to take her dog for a walk. They walked for miles and miles. The dog suddenly stopped because

he sniffed the danger. No one was around, except the princess and her dog who was now barking out loud at an invisible enemy.

The princess said, "Here, put these on," and handed him a pair of magic goggles that let him see things that would otherwise be invisible. He saw what the dog was barking at --

which surprised me. The dog was barking at a person who was actually in a different dimension. There seemed to be a foggy substance that separated this person from me. Suddenly,

silvery-green hands reached through the thick fog to grab me. I stepped out of reach, but the barking dog was pulled into the void by the being from the other dimension.

Suddenly I woke up in another dimension. I looked down and my body was blue, somehow I turned blue! I couldn't believe my eyes, I looked to my left, and there was the dog.

He was ferocious with long green teeth and a purple nose.

"That's young lady," croaked the thing in tones like an idling Harley, "The vessel you embrace so tightly is brimming with delectables. Relinquish it immediately." Bea chuckled.