Gary always wondered - what it's like to

Gary always wondered - what it's like to be "the One". The term was not correct as it was, considering that there was significantly more of them now - but it was a Rite. Still,

he had to deal with his loose teeth and that his girlfriend is demanding that he show his manliness by obtaining a temperpedic mattress for her. He was sunk.

The phone rang. "Hello?". "Hi Frank, you don't mind if I call you Frank d'ya? Sure. Listen Frank, I bet you have problems with loose teeth, aye sport? I've got the product for you

its tooth glue i make it myself out of the secret ingredient other peoples teeth ya gotta try it! It'll fix yer pearly whites right up Frank I tell ya!" I hung up the phone and

continued gluing my girlfriends teeth back together. After I was done with this minor dental procedure, Frank busted in my room and

demanded we play mario kart because he was going to settle the score once and for all. You see, this all began one fall afternoon when Frank and I were

go back to bed...or drink... or drink in bed... or

or drink in hell, cause thats where your going. "HA", shut the

the door I want to hand jigg some more maybe we can