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It's funny how language can lead to dreams,

  • It's funny how language can lead to dreams, joy and delight, or bickering, vile bile, and the toxic ectoplasm gushing out of internet sewers into the comments under news articles.
  • One morning I decided to just do it. I fenced off a section of the Mojave Desert, corralled the trolls & asked Tim B-Lee to slice off a chunk of the Internet for only them to use
  • in harmony with nature. These Trolls were trying to bring the internet and the great outdoors together. They put the Internet up the river to live stream Trout. They got a 404 Erro
  • l Flynn note, meaning it had been rolled up and attached to an arrow shot into their boardroom. The Trolls decided they needed to call a special team of engineers in to decode the
  • Writing on the wall. Mr. Redhead and family were experts in heiroglyphics. They made business more profitable by advertising on WXRT fm. Their customers included the likes of
  • Amenhotep IV and his short lived attempt at Egyptian monotheism. Another of their customers was The dead God Osiris, freshly come back from the aforementioned dead, seeking a mate.
  • "Wait, what? I thought Osiris was going to marry his sister Isis and beget Horus. Who's idea was it to change the script?!You are messing with the lives of Real Gods here! Can you
  • please tone it down a bit? Your imagination is altering the plot of the Real Gods of Mount Olympus and adding commercials where there used to be pregnant pauses, rife with meaning.
  • “The problem, sir, with pregnant pauses is that they don’t give birth to children viable for the Slave Trade. Why NOT fill those pregnant pauses with commercials? That’s genius!”
  • ShmallzBallz had just joined the community, and was left aghast and slightly frightened by the inner workings of WTF’s mind. “You are the most despicable person I have ever known.”
Started
2013-07-27 23:33:49
Finished
2019-04-27 22:32:25

4 Comments

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    WhatTheFox Apr 27 2019 @ 22:37

    Trust me. It gets worse. You ain’t seen nothing yet bro. Lol! ;)
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    ShmallzBallz Apr 27 2019 @ 22:51

    It does get worse. I take one look at your account and it’s all either raunchy or demented. I am both allured and appalled.
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    LordVacuity Apr 28 2019 @ 00:09

    There is a real cohesion here. WTF WTF?
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    LordVacuity Apr 28 2019 @ 00:23

    I'm not saying sequel but I had this to say about it. http://foldingstory.com/zhhdi/

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