Anytime you want to meet someone over the

Anytime you want to meet someone over the internet, take my advice. Don’t. Instead, take the time to

go to you local grocery market and pick up your self a fresh hammer to break the ice with some random stranger. You'll find that some people are quite nice or they

at least have the courtesy to not run over you. You buy a pick too in case the proverbial ice is extra thick this time. There was that one time when you asked another shopper where

the hell they got off cutting in line when all 20 registers were backed up to the back of the store, though you did refrain from commenting on the two items in their basket. Polite

ness was a virtue everyone expected at Winabago Co. where employee's were owners and had benefits,but I lost it when it turned out they'd scanned none of their vegetables. "Where

The manager at that whole foods location was called and interrogated them both, firing the employee. This was sabotage! Potatoes were listed among vegetables, with the sku number.

This severely pissed off the other vegetables, who felt that potatoes were technically a fruit and even though they were cool with that, they didn't want to be associated with them

Potatoes made finger chips, fingers were laid in many a dish, Oh Fish. Why do they make fish and chips. When we have nutrient in Leaps rued the Vegetables.

Tis no reason for such treason in this season which Nature's mother finds not pleasing. At the end of it , and take no shit for it, for if in it's own time it bears a dead fit.