"Are you done yet?" Dr. Moodle asked impatiently

"Are you done yet?" Dr. Moodle asked impatiently "No," Jack yelled back, "Give me five more--ow! Son of a..." Into the hole Dr said, "You okay?" "What! Does it sound like I'm okay

Dr. Moodle shone his light into the hole. Jack had climbed in confident of capturing the leprechaun, but the little man held him by one wrist, banging him from one end to the other

as the folding story showed on the screen. "Let me add a line while I have time", he requested the leprechaun. His wife rescued him, and together they added a line and laughed

at it so hard they both fell into the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, which as *luck* would have it, was a portal to the nth dimension. The leprechaun couple

thought that they had died and gone to leprechaun heaven. Indeed, everything in the nth dimension was pure gold and rainbows spread across the sky.

The rainbows banded together and multiplied until the nth dimension was absolutely drenched in rainbows and glittering gold. The leprechaun newlyweds couldn't believe their luck.

The leprechaun bride and groom took their newfound riches to Dr. Goodfeel. "Won't you make us like tall folk?" they begged him, "It's the only thing left on our bucket lists."

Dr. Goodfeel said,"Bucket list?OK I'll make you like the tall folk-stand on this"& threw a bucket.The leprechaun couple now knew that contrary to his name, Dr. Goodfeel was an assh

"Ole!" the leprechaun couple cried, as did the rest of the crowd at the bullfighting arena at the end of the rainbow. The ironically named "Dr. Goodfeel" wasn't going to spoil thei

r linguine or their little victory today but telling them they were twin brother and sister separated at birth by factions of Old Word Clown Royalty. He was Harliquin, she Jester.