There it was again. Thud-thud. Thud-thud.

There it was again. Thud-thud. Thud-thud. A steady two beat rhythm. Like a giant heartbeat, or the drumbeat of an encroaching army, marching just out of sight, but heard for miles.

he guessed.but he was wrong it was a giant robot which look like a dinosaur ,and was coming towards him, and he was paralysed.and suddenly.the dinosaur,came towards him and licked

his face. The giant robotic dinosaur sat down beside him and said "What do you command, master?". The boy rubbed his hands together and said "Well, I command you to

find J Smith and bring her here. Don't hurt her. Just do what you're told. Oh and remember to buy bread too."

The deed was done. But no one expected Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. They stormed in, and

immediately began ordering everyone around, as if by some divine right of kings. Suddenly, from behind the Black Knight, came a familiar voice. "Arthur? Is that you?" "Mom!?"

But it was not my mother -- it was my evil half-sister, the sorceress Morgana, disguising her voice to sound like ole mum. Reaching for Excalibur, I was horrified to discover that

Merlin the old fool had used the fabled blade to cut his greasy toenails again and I couldn't for the life of me get myself to touch it. So instead of engaging Morgana in battle, I

challenged Morgana to a game of good old British conkers. Within two strike I was victorious and had won the hand of the princess with simple seed.