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Why does the universe do this? I opened a

  • Why does the universe do this? I opened a fold accidentally (I blamed it on the dog), sorry slimwhitman! It was written in Icelandic, which I dont speak. Of alll the possibilities
  • I did not think of this one. What I did hastened the Ragnarök, for I joked the Eddic prophecy I could not read was a Swedish jingle for a constipation product. Odin was not pleased
  • for he had been experiencing diarrhea for at least a fortnight now,
  • "...and that's the reason I was so late to this date, are you going to eat that?" He said scooting in his chair. She stumbled back, dragging the table cloth in her haste, "Um..."
  • Moments later they both lay sprawled on the floor, broken dishes, food & wine splattered everywhere, every eye in the restaurant on them. Utter disbelief. "Waiter! Napkins please?"
  • The poor waiter scuttled away to find some rags, or at least a really big mop, while we stayed on the floor. I turned my head and whispered: "They can't see us if we don't move."
  • Just then, the waiter hurried back with reinforcements--two more waiters, 5 rolls of paper towel and a swifter. "Um, excuse me? Could you move?" he asked us. "Wanna try out my new
  • spill squad!" We were moved to another table as the well-armed crew worked their magic on the mess. Personally, I was relieved to have clean utensils, even if we were right by the
  • the orangutan who stood thoughtfully chewing a banana next to us. His name tag read Bonkers. On a lark I asked him, "What are you thinking about Bonkers?" "Professor Bonkers," he
  • corrected in a snooty tone, "did you think the U.S. nuclear missile program would be commissioned to a mere layman?" We assured the professor we were satisfied with his credentials
Started
2017-04-15 22:33:14
Finished
2019-01-30 09:49:38

5 Comments

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    Woab Jan 30 2019 @ 13:52

    ...but weren't sure we wanted to be seating next to a nuclear missile program designer.
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    SlimWhitman Jan 30 2019 @ 14:07

    Safest place to be to avoid fallout is next to an orangutan/nuclear missile program designer with a Ph.D., or is it?
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    IceSquad Jan 31 2019 @ 00:19

    Wherever we may be, we know we're in good hands if the finger on the launch button belongs to Professor Bonkers. Just don't give him the finger…
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    LordVacuity Jan 31 2019 @ 00:37

    I are confused. /s Is there already a Bonkers character?
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    SlimWhitman Jan 31 2019 @ 11:00

    There is now.

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