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This has got to be the worst day ever!! I

  • This has got to be the worst day ever!! I can't believe I just
  • stubbed my toe on the ottoman. Criminy. Does that beat it all to heck. and to make matters worse, I forgot to shake the buttermilk before I drank it and Father Obadia is here.
  • Oh Father Obedia why do you mock me so? Do you laugh at my tears sir? I missed my bunny. The reason stubbing my toe made me cry was that I couldn't feel it. I was in a wheel chair
  • and paralyzed from the waist down. I wasn't just crying about the lack of feeling in my toe... My tears were also for the lack of pleasure when my wife and I got jiggy with it.
  • It was time to seek the Queen of Genitalia. She would be able to help. "Friday is time for random sex. Nudist parties. Everybody bollocks naked." She instructed.
  • QoG was always injecting her mustard into other people's stories to up her internet visibility.The orgy business peaked in the 70's & declined with her aging viagrafied clientele.
  • She'd made a lucky move to become a viagra whole saler in time, so her income actually increased. Yep, QoG knew where the mustard was made and how to inject it so that
  • it would only sting for a second. QoG was also familiar with who the crow's fly and when one bird in the hand was better then two in the bush. She didn't just sell viagra she
  • offered a whole weekend Viagra Experience including viagra, champagne, a date with QoG's best friend & 3 months legal advice to help with the stalking the new studs would experien
  • ce. Quite a package deal, all in all. I'm in!! And out. And in again. And out. No, definitely I'm in!
Started
2011-10-04 10:44:34
Finished
2013-10-11 12:43:08

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Oct 11 2013 @ 13:27

    Whoa. Somebody's day definitely got better!
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    SlimWhitman Oct 11 2013 @ 14:35

    LOLed at the 'big' finish PP! ;-)

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