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Carp is bottom grazers. They feeds on garbage.

  • Carp is bottom grazers. They feeds on garbage. The area 3 pool has plenty. Carp can weigh 100+ lbs! Uncle/Grandpa Doug hit on the idea to use twinkies (in their wrappers) as bait
  • with amazing success. Soon, Uncle/Grandpa Doug was opening his own fish market and exporting Carp to Japan where top restaurant bid inflated prices for the best fish.
  • This is how mediocre fish became all the rage. Catfish with Lyme disease? #1 bestseller. The Japanese also could no longer afford to cook their seafood, so they wrapped it in sea
  • cucumbers and dipped them into Mt. Fuji when it was active - the sea cucumber kept the food moist in the lava. It soon became the rage the world over to cook food this way -
  • and many people were horribly killed or disfigured by the unavoidable burns resulting from such a cooking strategy. Still, lava-cooked food had a certain panache to it which
  • appealed to Midwesterners who thought they'd for once get the upper hand on West Coast foodies for trendsetting. 1 problem: there are no volcanoes in Nebraska. Yet lava-cooking was
  • key. We had to raise a volcano near Crete, NE. We intoned: "Send forth native smoke and threaten the stars with the dread fruit of thine own body." Vulcan obliged. Lava-cooking was
  • one of Julia Childs lesser known culinary pleasures. Vulcan had guided her on several journeys to remote active volcanoes, where she would extend pots at the end of long poles over
  • green serpent flame. Julia Child and the God Vulcan's torrid love affair ended in tragedy. Vulcan gave the homely, passionate woman a child. A child that was mortal and god, his na
  • me was Aloysius and he was the most handsome yet misanthropic demi-god to ever visit our realm. As he matured his vengeful nature shone through as he took great pleasure in
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2013-01-06 08:34:50
Finished
2014-01-17 11:50:02

4 Comments

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    49erFaithful Jan 17 2014 @ 18:27

    tormenting us lesser beings with traffic jams, both vehicular and cyberspacial. Those traffic jams that just appear out of nowhere for no reason? Yeah, that's Aloysius. Slow internet? Now you know why.
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    PurpleProf Jan 17 2014 @ 18:34

    lava cooking.
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    SlimWhitman Jan 18 2014 @ 15:15

    We need to here more about the love child of Julia and Vulcan, ... and welcome Ferdi
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    jayursus Jan 20 2014 @ 19:07

    And here one is! http://foldingstory.com/0di7x/crdi91/

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