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once upon a time, there was a sponge who

  • once upon a time, there was a sponge who lived in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and pourous was he! he had a bestfriend, whos name was patrick. they loved to go
  • Dancing, swimming, and swing on a hammock!
  • My resume looked a little dry and somewhat matched my personal ad. I decided to tack on the talent "eat grapes" before submitting it to a short man with a moustache, who
  • I think was trying to read my lips, so I mouthed something suggestive, "I'm dying for some buffalo wings". I don't think he got the message, because he brought me chicken. My resum
  • -ption of carbo-loading had totally cheered me up. Nothing says hell yeah like a stack of flapjacks with real maple
  • frosting. The candles I had set on top were sparkling brightly and I grinned. The vaseline on my teeth allowed for a flawless smile but only the pancakes would see my beauty tips
  • actualised by my students. Each pancake had a message written on it: 'Hairspray over make-up before a night of dancing", "Always trim your ends after the summer." They ate each
  • other's message-pancakes and laughed at their own cleverness. Summer vacation was almost here. Since they would be Seniors next year, they had to make this summer
  • better than all other summers. Afterall, once you become a high school senior, you get a whole new set of rules and responsibilities, such as
  • "Don't give a fuck about classes" and "always interrogate the teachers as to the grades of your test before they've even had a chance to grade them". Personally, I graduated.

2 Comments

  1. Creekey May 29 2012 @ 20:11

    Tough crowd... No love.

  2. Zetawilk May 29 2012 @ 23:54

    Just like real life.

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