Finished Folds (1—20)
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6Grimly, as I walked out of the house I threw away the cleaver. I sat Fido down on the ground gently and began to dig a grave. Then I heard something, a noise coming from Fido.
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2Reluctantly, I sniffed his finger. I wasn't expecting it sense I was napping. Why do humans always want cats to smell their fingers? Anyway, his finger smelled strongly of
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5i kingsnakes anyway. He and 20 other snakes were all going to have an orgy together in the sun until the end of their lives. He decided to leave his phone in the river.
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7"Get away from me!" She yelled as he held rat poison up to her face. "You are a f*&%ing psycho! I don't like these games." "Come oooooonnnn," he whispered, "I'll love you forever,"
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5fast: Get naked and dance. Whenever Winne got naked and shook his fat, drunk, bear butt in front of his friends, Pluto would start salivating.
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5It gave me the runs so then I went to sleep. The next morning I woke up with a giant pine tree growing out of the toilet. It grew through the roof, into the sky, past the clouds,
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1his little short shorts. Sometimes his snake would peak out and look at you. If you were caught looking, Adolf-twin might pull a Hitler trick and
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3a few, you get spuds! Wanna get many because you just can't get one. Oh baby, I wanna eat cha..." The song on the radio blared loudly in his small car. He loved potatoes, he wanted
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2"Yes, just as long as I go to confession. God thinks we are all crapbags, so that means that being a crapbag is ok as we own up to it. I murdered someone last week but it is okay
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2the lady yelled as she ripped her blouse open, "Feast your eyes on these!" Amazingly, there were actual strawberries on her nipples. She had them hung from
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5anxious. End of study number 69 regarding human body functions. As I walked through the halls of what the test subjects call my "UFO", the humans were making awful chirping noises
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8she had a real knack for knowing the best way to climb a big, strong rock. Seeing her mount a large rock with such grace and rhythm made him forget her ugliness and take a
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3who happened to be taking a bath, nude. He watched Carolus Quartus through his telescope for quite some time until her servant came. Upon standing he found that she had big
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5Lindsey Lohan and the human male populous. That's when I left. My mother-in-law was still blathering on and didn't even notice. I shouldn't have left her in Mexico
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2, and soon I realized why they were called, "Arby's Magic Diet Tots of Illusion". They only looked small until consumption! I had stuffed them into my mouth so fast that I
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1better than all other summers. Afterall, once you become a high school senior, you get a whole new set of rules and responsibilities, such as
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3manhood, but how can I control bald tires on black ice? As the gets her fingernail clippers out, I feel my brow instantly cover itself in sweat. I don't want to jump out but I have
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0made kissing her virtuallty impossible. She couldn't properly control her bowels by the reed in her neck, so at any moment it was possbile she could let one loose on him. Ted hated
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2but then realized that his necronomicon was actually a fake, as the only real ones were made by Howard P. Lovecraft. "Crap!" he yelled, what was he going to do now? He couldn't
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3hammered down on the town like falling asteroids from space. Heckleshev quickly hurried his family into what seemed to be the safest location. But in the morning, all he could find