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There's something most people don't understand

  • There's something most people don't understand about being a zombie. You're not hungry for brains. Not really. What you really crave is
  • lecithin, not brains per se. Happy to be so witty still. Never told anyone I had died, so I can still place orders online. But someday my credit will run out and
  • I'll have to move back in with my mother. Too bad she's still using a bedazzler. She ruins all her jean jackets. But you know, those stupid metallic studs once saved my life. Well,
  • it was actually diet and exercise that did the trick, but that's splitting hairs. Mom bedazzled my jogging shorts as I slept, humming all the while. Humming, like it's okay to just
  • encrust a garment which is vital to my health and well-being with diamanté. I sparkled as I ran under the street lamps on my early morning jogs. A pack of mesmerised dogs chased me
  • y glittery tail down the boardwalk at dawn one day. A group of wobbly seamen on shore leave glimpsed my predicament. They laughed at first, but then offered to distract the dogs by
  • singing an old diddy "I was trapsing down the boardwalk one fine morn' when I saw I sorry fellow who was quite forlorn, he'd dipped his fishing pole in cupcake glitter, hoping for
  • some vermouth & bitters. La-la-la, tra-la, deedle-diddy-day!" A pleasant lilting tune it was, whimsical to match his mood. A crowd began to gather. Someone pulled out an accordian
  • and the crowd began to frolic & caper to the accordion music, gaily skipping, cavorting & gamboling about the bus stops and litter in the gutters and it was all fun and games until
  • the terrifying ghost of Lawrence Welk appeared in a swirl of bubbles. "An-na one, An-na two!" he screamed, hitting me with his baton.Then he snatched the accordion & POOF was gone.
Started
2014-05-03 01:54:38
Finished
2014-05-14 19:06:48

1 Comments

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    PurpleProf May 14 2014 @ 19:08

    I've had dreams much like this.

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