Linda was torn. She'd spotted some all-new
- Linda was torn. She'd spotted some all-new 100% organic crack with no high-fructose corn syrup on aisle 12. On one hand, it was crack cocaine. But on the other hand, it seemed
- to be the answer to the dilemma thats been nagging on the edge of her brain now for almost a week! Maybe just a little sniff, she told herself, then I wouldn't be so ready to
- scratch her sticker. It was a scratch and sniff sticker of a giant tire that smelled like burning rubber. It was gross and she loved it. But she'd almost scratched away the whole
- tread and now it looked like a flaccid whale foreskin. Not that she thought that, but he did. He allowed himself to free associate some more. Whale blubber... Sperm whale...
- Dorks... His thoughts about whales seemed to go on for a great many miles out to sea when he encountered the hunters. His whalophilia would defend the whales no matter the cost!
- As it turned out, it would cost him plenty to defend the whales: a burned grilled cheese sandwich, 56 oz. of Hershey Kisses, 13 plastic Easter eggs, Marty Feldman's eyes, a box of
- a dozen -- twenty pound -- gold bars, and a lock of Ole' Megguie's hair. "I'm willing to give everything to defend these damn whales, but not Ole Megguie. No. I'd rather be bait."
- Meggui, oh Meggui. What a woman; her piercing blue gaze had me entangled in her web from the very start. I may as well already be bait to these whales, these whales I must save.
- Meggui's Save the Whales Presentation turned my life around. Some may call it brainwashing, but I call it a lifestyle change; I sold my motorcycle and used the money to
- translate the Bible into a series of waterproof orca audiobooks. "Thou shalt not kill" was met with a collective whale chuckle. Upon being swallowed, I, unlike Jonah, was digested.
- Started
- 2011-03-28 16:05:31
- Finished
- 2012-09-13 11:11:31
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Zetawilk Sep 13 2012 @ 14:59
Sorry, the closest Google gave me for "Meggui" was the Mergui Archipelago, which in turn linked me to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biggles This is why I avoid Google at any costs. That and their corporate attitude of buying sites up just to shut them down. They're murdering a cultural era, almost exactly like how the soviets did to Russia.
SlimWhitman Sep 14 2012 @ 15:38
Great ending to the Whale sage.
buddyboy4711 Sep 14 2012 @ 18:08
Repressing my urge to reference HSOWA for an entire whale fold is a victory in my book.
Zetawilk Sep 14 2012 @ 18:33
How Sushi Operates With Alsatians.