Once there was a boy who had really spiky

Once there was a boy who had really spiky hair. This wasn't any regular type of spiky hair. He didn't use any gel. They were actually porcupine spikes, but he wasn't born that way.

He had surgically removed the spikes from porcupines and hot glued them to his scalp to hide his baldness. When his schoolmates would inquire about them he just smiled and said, "

INQUIRE THIS!" at the same moment he would ram his spikey head into there faces, impaling there eyes. The screams of his classmates brought him joy. The spikeless porcupines now

After he was done, he looked to the door and saw the snitch he was after. He raced out the door with his swordfish in hand and chased after the snitch with great speed!

However, the snitch could run much faster than he could, and he got away. He sat down to catch his breath and saw a bright object on the ground near a tree. He walked over and

stood on the object. All the light from the day disappeared, he took his foot off of the object. The day was back!. Bizarre! He knelt down and picked it up, It was a star, it

glowed and buzzed and sang to him. Elation John, rocket man was the first song. It could remove the light from the day but it certainly could not sing. The high notes were so far f

rigged up that little rodenty creatures roiled and shrieked from ear pain. Elation John then started dancing. His moves reminded me of a child trapped in a sleeping bag. Time to

Die!" A robotic voice yelled. John turned toward the being, but before he could, he felt a severe burning for a quick second, before everything went black. The robot had killed him