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Tattoo restaurant said the sign over the

  • Tattoo restaurant said the sign over the door. It sounded a bit odd but I was hungry & they were open so I entered. I asked the waitress for the menu, & she replied, "I am the menu

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  • we ink our menu in my whole body. so just take your time."

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  • I was hung up on their sushi selection. It was really extensive, they even had quail eggs. The waitress lifted her skirt, "We also have breakfast skillets, tattooed right there on

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  • the left." I looked. "Mmm Hmm. Well that looks right tasty. But I've got a mighty appetite. How much would an all-you-can-eat experience set a man back?" "Well, how much you got?"

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  • "Not much money but I am a doorbell dealer. I could give you as many doorbells as you want if you would let me have some food." "What a coincidence, I've been thinking about adding

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  • bananas to strangers diets." So we struck a deal and I received 50,000 door bells in exchange for

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  • Five blue monkeys. These monkeys are super banana eating monkeys.

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  • These Monkeys are drunk monkeys they eat and drink whatever they want because these monkeys are blue and blue monkeys are in charge of every other monkeys bananas.

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  • Bananas are what monkeys eat but only when the blue, drunk monkeys say so and that isn't very often because blue monkeys could be a little bit nicer.

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  • "I have been so lonely." (dah-dah-dah-dum) "Don't know what to do." (dah-dah-dah-dum) "Got those no-banana hung-over monkey blues." (Dah-dah-dit-a-dah DUM!)

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