Tattoo restaurant said the sign over the

Tattoo restaurant said the sign over the door. It sounded a bit odd but I was hungry & they were open so I entered. I asked the waitress for the menu, & she replied, "I am the menu

we ink our menu in my whole body. so just take your time."

I was hung up on their sushi selection. It was really extensive, they even had quail eggs. The waitress lifted her skirt, "We also have breakfast skillets, tattooed right there on

the left." I looked. "Mmm Hmm. Well that looks right tasty. But I've got a mighty appetite. How much would an all-you-can-eat experience set a man back?" "Well, how much you got?"

"Not much money but I am a doorbell dealer. I could give you as many doorbells as you want if you would let me have some food." "What a coincidence, I've been thinking about adding

bananas to strangers diets." So we struck a deal and I received 50,000 door bells in exchange for

These Monkeys are drunk monkeys they eat and drink whatever they want because these monkeys are blue and blue monkeys are in charge of every other monkeys bananas.

Bananas are what monkeys eat but only when the blue, drunk monkeys say so and that isn't very often because blue monkeys could be a little bit nicer.

"I have been so lonely." (dah-dah-dah-dum) "Don't know what to do." (dah-dah-dah-dum) "Got those no-banana hung-over monkey blues." (Dah-dah-dit-a-dah DUM!)