You're not real and you two are only here
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You're not real and you two are only here for moments at a time and then vanish. Like bubbles popping. I don't know anything. I don't feel anything. I'm barely here myself.
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but don't worry- bubbles too have a purpose. to bring joy and perhaps a smile to a newborns face. existing a few seconds- the change you make. exciting crowds under a clear sky.
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those poor, unsuspecting crowds. they couldn't have known what the bubbles contained, as they danced through the sky on a breeze. wide eyes as they released their payload of
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LSD. Man O Man what a party that was! Of course there were a few people that couldn't deal with the high, but we stuffed them all into clown suits and had them pose for pictures.
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Speaking of those losers, what happened to them? I swore they were in a pile on the floor when we passed out. There was a horrible smell coming from the
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oven. Oh my god! The losers had been baked into brownies and they were burning! From under the fridge we watched the giant baker's shoes as they left the room. We hightailed it for
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as long as we could until we lost it. We were in despair until we found footprints and tire-marks. Finding, the baker, I
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figured, would give us the recipe for the brownies at the center of this caper. "Detective, the baker was cooked for 40 minutes at 350˚. The recipe wasn't found in the rain." McArt
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attack took a nibble & smacked his lips:"The cook KILLED this one. Dibs on his navel." The cook was read his rights & carted off, McArtattack tagging along jotting down the recipe.
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- 2018-05-03 07:39:57
- Finished
- 2018-05-07 01:27:46
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pinky May 07 2018 @ 01:46
Mm, mm - I just love me some peoples folded into a good brownie mix with their clown suits on; baked with just a dash of LSD and crispy burnt edges! But I dint get none, cause I folded to early. sniffle...
MarbleMint May 07 2018 @ 10:07
PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
MarbleMint May 07 2018 @ 10:10
This is probably the most unforeseen and hilarious ending I've seen so far in my 2-day FoldingStory career. Insane props to everyone from Woab down; nice job.
SlimWhitman May 08 2018 @ 01:35
McArtattack is sure to return.
ACN May 11 2018 @ 10:21
Only one away from being in the top stories!!
MarbleMint May 11 2018 @ 17:54
Done!
MarbleMint May 11 2018 @ 19:24
I just realized that shadowsheart used brownies as their convection of choice without knowing that Woab referenced it earlier.
LordVacuity May 11 2018 @ 19:34
It could have been that I had remembered having read something about brownies on the Add offers.
LordVacuity May 11 2018 @ 19:36
I was wrong about which story I was trying to follow but it sort of worked out for this one as well, so I am OK with it.
ACN May 11 2018 @ 19:37
It turned around fast when LSD was mentioned