Will suave young Chad, Erica's personal trainer

Will suave young Chad, Erica's personal trainer convince her to murder her decrepit wheelchair bound billionare husband? WillTiffany undergo plastic surgery to look like her

much hotter step-brother and soulmate Tejan? Will Katrina manage to keep her appreciative paws off both Tiffany and Tejan for the sake of her new hubby, Fyodor Konkvest? Will Mario

transform into Super Mario just in time to prevent Snooki from conceiving another demon? Find out next time on It's Strange. I'm David Lynch -- good night. [Applause & explosions]

The treatment sat on Herman's desk like old pizza. Cold, coagulated and a little spicy. This was a real cheap shot at the reality tv market, but after the string of hits he'd

had over at TBS he figured, Why the hell not? He grabbed it and shoved it in his mouth. It was awful, like a tennis shoe bathed in salesman sweat and habaneros. He started to

gag, feeling it get caught in his throat. Within moments, it had broke into two pieces, one sliding down his esophagus, the other flying out of his mouth and onto the

were understandably disappointed. Now they would have to tell the bride that they had accidentally killed the groom at his Batchelor Party. No blaming this on a hangover, not this

time, Buckos. At word of her fiancee's demise, the bride was secretly relieved, as were her bridesmaids, who were spared the embarrassment of having to wear dark green poufy gowns.

Her fiancée had too much fur and sharp claws for her to want to marry her. She joined a family of feral cats and lived happily ever after. The bridesmaids became sea monkeys. end