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The skilled pearl diver Tamatori was betrothed

  • The skilled pearl diver Tamatori was betrothed to the samurai lord Fujiwara. In lieu of the dowry he suggested she recover the black pearl from Dragon Lord Ryujin's undersea palace
  • Tamatori would have agreed with Lord Fujiwara, but she was the daughter of the Dragon Lord. Through the darkest of magic she'd been made human, but only temporarily.
  • Tamatori averted her gaze. Damn, he was hunky for a human. "Lord Fujiwara, there are things you don't know about me. Terrible things. Tamatori felt her dragon essence uncoiling
  • as she waited. "But I'm Hercules," he said. "I'm a strong." "CUT! Kevin, don't talk, just stand there & look pretty," the man in the chair said. Herc nodded. Tamatori breathed fire
  • on Hercules for being such a douche. "CUUUT!" The guy in the chair yelled. "Tamatori, that's the 3rd guy you've scorched this week! Tamatori flew off to search for another main
  • street occupation protest to set on fire, with Hercules in close pursuit. This whole "Occupy Ancient Greece" thing had to stop. But, try as he might, Hercules wasn't fast enough
  • . "You gotta lose that 10 pounds you picked up on vacation, man," his agent chastised. "As long as you insist on doing your own stunts..." Hercules stopped chasing the extras,
  • turned to his agent, and shrugged his shoulders. "To tell you the truth, Sid, I just don't think I got it in me anymore." Hercules sat on a prop stone and moped. "Lately, I've been
  • thinking of starting an Eagles cover band and doing the circuit in the Catskills. In between shows I could work on my electric puppet show and you never know, someday I might
  • have some class, might be a contender, might be somebody instead of being a bum which is what I am, lets face it.

1 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Oct 24 2013 @ 18:00

    Hercules got tired of life in the fast lane, I guess.

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