Frank stammered out the code phrase: Di..dime

Frank stammered out the code phrase: Di..dime is two t..times a nickel! His addled brain screamed that this will never work, but he knew he had to try. For Squeaky, for himself, an

d for dearest Waffles who had captured his heart and who was now counting on him.

Posing an intellectual question: "Are we carnivores or mammals?" He was sure to win her heart back. But Waffle's heart sank. Literally. She had to jump into the lake, hold her brea

to avoid killing plankton. Waffle's heart's desire Jane, was not just vegan she had sworn not to consume any lifeforms whatsoever. He could only save her by violating her religious

beliefs. It was a dilemma indeed, but there comes certain times in life where one need to compare things up to one another - and choose.

I recalled that poem I had to memorize in the 5th grade. I chose the road less traveled by and by George, it did make all the difference, because next thing I knew, I was out in

the country breathing in the bucolic air. I snapped my suspenders and tramped down the gravel path whistling a merry tune. To hell with the rat race. What could go wrong now?

Everything's so joyous! I opened the front gate and turned the corner towards the local shops, when I felt a tingling sensation up my spine, like I was being watched.

The wedding cake in the bakery window looked better than spinach salad.

How I wish i'd know that there were a bomb inside the cake. I never, in that case, have gifted it to my friends, Mr. policeman.- I'm not a policeman I'm just your psychologist.-wtf