I was bored one day, so I decided to go to

I was bored one day, so I decided to go to the top a skyscrapper and jump off. I said my goodbyes to the world and jumped. On the way down in mid-air something amazing happened...

a MAGICAL snail flew up from below me and caught me ! The snail said , "You will thank me later for this ." I was so amazed and frightened at the same time , I didnt know what to

do, should I pour salt on him or should I

Put some pepper on it. You see, the thing is.. I love salt, but im allergic to it. Pepper is

the worst vegetable you can give to a kid

is brussle sprouts. They even look nasty slimy small green balls of yuck. Every kid who has these would say

that brussle sprouts are the most amazing vegetable in the world. They give you all kinds of needed things for your body and

they taste disgusting. They are like lumps sitting on your plate that people want you to eat as a kid. They say your going to grow up "big and strong" but instead...

when I ate them they made me thow up I did'nt know what to do on one hand my mother was saying how good they were for you but on the other I knew how bad they were...

if i kept eating them, and i knew that i would turn into a fire-breathing cricket.