So I was walking out of school one day and

So I was walking out of school one day and I tripped down the stairs. It was probably the most embarrasing thing I've ever done. As I was lifting myself up off the ground

i saw everybody staring at me starting to laugh so i

blushed bright red and ran to hide in the bathroom. then when i came out, i

Carrie Ann Inaba said my fabulous factor only warranted a 6. Apparently, I had hammed it up too much, and the routine made less sense than building a house of straw. I longed for

sleep, because whoever Carrie Ann Inaba was, she was boring the cuss out of me. So I started scratching a hole in the wooden floor, then curled up on the shavings and dozed off.

In the meantime, Whiskers gave up his spot by the sunny window, sauntered over to the bar, and ate me. My life as a mouse was over. Luckily, I reincarnated into

a Liger. This, as everyone knows is a mix between a lion and a tiger. Oh, sweet revenge. Finally my time has come to be a fearless predator. As I stalk through the streets of

San Francisco, I suddenly find myself intensely craving a hot bowl of Rice-A-Roni. This is not meshing well with my new predatory Liger instincts. I have to do something before I

buy the box of Noodle-Roni, since they were out of the SF Treat at the quickimart. I knew what Ligers were born 2do, but I just wanted to eat rice, sit inside & watch Oprah. Sigh.