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Smokey the Bear had angered his poker opponent

  • Smokey the Bear had angered his poker opponent because Smokey was cheating. Seymour, the mob boss, chased Smokey to Taco Bell, where he was the "trying to prevent wildires."
  • Arriving at the wonderful establishment, they agreed to civilly settle their differences over two large tacos. They purchased the food and began chatting. It didn't last long,
  • because there was only one dash of hot sauce left. They both wanted it; needed it. A taco without hot sauce is a fistfight waiting to happen. They struggled over the bottle, knock
  • knock. Who's there? said Marvy. "Madam Wong" said Chuck. "Madam Wong who?". "Madam Wong got stuck in this door." Marvy started laughing & Chuck grabbed the hot sauce. Madam Wong
  • loved the hot sauce and she would want to get her fill even before she sat down. Chuck tipped it straight down her throat. Madam Wong gurgled with approval. Marvy
  • never knew what happened. The Wong family secret was safe for now. Mr Wong's laundry service could continue as loopy as ever. Marvy had failed once again and groaned disappointedly
  • , as he watched the virtually every business endeavor Madam Wong launch result in great success. "You Mall-vee!" Madam Wong shouted from the 2nd story window,"You jee-lous of me?"
  • He ran up the stairs 3 at a time & wrestled her out of the window. "You might be right, Madame Wong, about margins & profit, but Madame Wong you are wrong about me & everything to
  • ever have happened to me!" Madame wong laughed cruelly. It was strangled, due to my hand around her throat. "Pathetic fool. I know everything about you." "How?!" I yelled at her.
  • Madam Wong's eyes bugged out. "HOW?!" I demanded, tightening my grip. She uttered a final single word: "Man-a-teeeeee" & then took her final breath. It was only a matter of time.
Started
2014-01-14 10:17:31
Finished
2014-02-02 20:30:51

3 Comments

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    DarkMaster Feb 02 2014 @ 20:40

    Well that escalated rather quickly, with an epic ending.
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    SlimWhitman Feb 03 2014 @ 04:52

    Have we really seen the last of Madam Wong?
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    lucielucie Feb 03 2014 @ 13:38

    It'll have to be prequels from now on.

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