“Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedediah

  • “Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedediah craves not these things. You are reckless.” Said the old Amish man. He was real tiny, with no hair and scars on his scalp, but he was t

  • he head of the Old Jedediah Masters. Jacob Yoder pondered how long it would for young Lukas Haymaker to know the ways of the Amish. "Churn away from the dark side, you will."

  • Yoder sensed a conflict within his pupil. Lukas Haymaker didn't wish to break his vow of nonviolence, but he had to train to be a Jebediah Master. "Amish you Dad," he thought.

  • It was more fun to fold stories that study subjects of no interest to him, so the pupil joined the Surrealist group and made new friends. Yoder joined the Surrealists and folded

  • out of the plot as usual. His internal compass was spinning and with no bearings off he typed toward the usual suspects, shiny brass knobs, birdpeople, and the fringe of the moon.

  • The problem was the shiny brass knobs were to shiny to miss even if they are a bit twisted. Birdpeople tend to flock together, great get away lousy cover. The fringe of the moon?

  • Perhaps. But Crow-man had never been able to resist anything shiny, so he stole a shiny brass knob, took it home and put it on the door to his nest. Unfortunately, it attracted

  • a murder of Crow-men, who circled his tree. They dove through the sky, as if putting on a show, but Crow-man, huddled in his nest around his shiny treasures, knew they were really

  • Performing the Rite of G'gy, The First Crowman. They only performed after the death of The Chief of Crowman. It was performed at the new Chief Elect, as voted upon be a Crowman moo

  • t consisting of three representatives from each of the Crowman duchies, city-states, and other holdings. Only after the Chief Elect's wings were clipped would he or she rule.



  1. SlimWhitman Jul 06 2017 @ 01:44

    A shame we didn't get a chance to develop the Amish Star Wars saga further - very clever twist Chaz! Jebediah Knights don't believe in the use of technology - so I guess light sabre's are out?

  2. Woab Jul 06 2017 @ 13:48

    Maybe they could put firefies in a tube, or something.

  3. Rebbie Jul 06 2017 @ 17:57

    I'm going with a stick that they shout glow, glow, glow while using.

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