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I was walking through the woods and I saw

  • I was walking through the woods and I saw a bear. This bear was brown with big
  • I have never seen a bear this big and brown. I wasn't sure what to do so I just stud there looking at this big brown bear.
  • My first reaction was to run away as fast as I could. When I started running away the bear decided it wanted to race me. To bad the bear was slow and I totally kicked his butt!!
  • The bear then ripped both my legs off. I screamed in again as the bear stuffed his face with my legs. He burped loudly then waddled away. I managed to crawl to a nearby cave but
  • the trail of blood had attracted further predators. To my horror I watched as wolverines ripped off my arms and carried them off to eat later. A mountain line snacked on my back
  • & within minutes I could see, as I floated above my own carnage, that it was as if I had never existed. I was dead but at least now I could fly around all over the earth & watch
  • what all my ex-wives & so-called friends were going to say about me now that I was dead...or even if they'd come looking for me. I had millions in the bank & my will stated that
  • all my money and assets were going into my casket - It would be made out of the strongest gold, which was mined for on Saturn's disc, then sprinkled with the Moon's glitter and
  • dust from Halley's comet. Before I died of my terminal illness Cryotech would freeze my body place it in the golden casket & it would be shot into an orbit returning to Earth when
  • dinosaurs roamed the earth once more and I could die happy amongst grazing apatosaurusus under a massive red sky.
Started
2014-02-07 17:52:42
Finished
2014-02-09 06:46:03

5 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Feb 09 2014 @ 20:17

    Cryotech cured my terminal bearsnackitis but then the apatosauruses re-ate me.
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    lucielucie Feb 10 2014 @ 05:47

    The apatosauruses didn't eat me - they eat leaves!
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    jayursus Feb 13 2014 @ 20:06

    Perhaps apatosauruses were like this cow... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhElaGCZVU
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    lucielucie Feb 14 2014 @ 16:10

    Hmmmmm...
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    SlimWhitman Feb 15 2014 @ 04:56

    Food for thought...

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