"Yah," said the gelatinous Martian pyramid

"Yah," said the gelatinous Martian pyramid on the plain east of Tharsis Ridge, "the singularity is near – it is ever-present." Even so, Neptunians from 50,00 years later landed and

marvelled at the rich, flavorful chicken stock the pyramid was made of. The only debatable was if to begin slurping from the base or the pinnacle? "Yah," sighed the stymied aliens

who were watching closely. "We put a lot of stock in this pyramid business, and so should you." Sauce dripped onto the sandy ground. The aliens took off in their ladle-shaped ship

And that's when I woke up in the middle of my business meeting but my hands were tied,someone was whistling this isn't real I shouted shattering the window every eye turned on me

I recalled with pleasure the misfits I met there: one lady thought she was so beautiful she could start a war & hid her face under a mask, her friend pretended to be deaf, dumb & b

lind, and a man who plaited his beard into a scarf. They were pleasant folk, despite their strangeness. The nurse insisted there was nothing actually wrong with their brain but

they should return to the padded room and wait for a signal from the Mothership. "They're always listening, of course, but they have to wait until it's safe." The nurse knew

That the Mothership was being readied for flight and the wolves were great mechanics. They had their own manual in Wolfish, never translated into English. A lycanthropist was asked

when she thought the ship would actually fly to the moon. She replied, "The Silver Bullet is almost ready and we will take flight when the moon is full." Awhooooo!!