When Timmy went home, after the cookies and
- When Timmy went home, after the cookies and milk were packed up, she lifted her davenport and pulled out the blue and red suit and cape. She was Super Nan
- -ny. Fighting Crime, One Bratty Child at a time. She looked up at the World Crisis Monitor. The Luther Family needed assistance raising their son, Lex. SuperNanny
- jetted in & put the whole family on the Naughty Step. They were allowed off for 3 meals a day & toilet breaks. After 2 weeks they decided to go their separate ways. Little Lex pack
- ed up the snackpak pudding cups & said farewell. There was a whole world of 7 11 foods out there. Little Lex was at first overwhelmed at the selection, but then went 2 town. BigGul
- ps huh? welp see you later. Some people weren't cut out for life on the road, but Little Lex armed with a super rope and slim jims was ready for his 7/11 adventure. He crushed some
- regular Red Bulls in aisle 2, then moved on to jumbo sized cans of Monster and finished with a 32 oz. Dr. Energy's CarboBlast. Little Lex was awake now. The 7-Eleven clerk said
- his canker sores were healing nicely, thank you very much; he credited daily consumption of energy drinks as a cure-all. That caused Lex to giggle to himself as he scratched his
- scrotum...then he winced. Ow. Lex sat on a mirror so he could see what was down there. He was shocked to see a small recently healed incision. Having no recollection of recent
- scrotal surgery, he cracked the door and yelled to his wife - "honey, did you take one of my testes last night?" No answer. He laid back in the tub and settled deeper into the ice
- bath ladled with vodka. She stepped in drying her hair and slipped on some melting ice, as the hair dryer went flying. HIs last words were, Don't bury me without my missing teste.
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49erFaithful Aug 05 2013 @ 12:30
PurpleProf's fold brings up that interesting conundrum: I wouldn't say I really 'like' it, but I can respect that the fold deserves a point.
PurpleProf Aug 05 2013 @ 13:37
I have to admit,that after I posted that fold and realized Lex was but a child, I felt kinda bad about it.
49erFaithful Aug 05 2013 @ 14:08
"Ow" is right!
Davodd Aug 06 2013 @ 03:16
You rarely go wrong with a scrotum reference in Foldingstory.
CrazyBananas Aug 06 2013 @ 10:46
Agreed, Davodd -- scrotum AND snack pack pudding cups? It's a total win-win!