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Was it really happily ever after? Sure, the

  • Was it really happily ever after? Sure, the fairy tale wedding was great and all but the summary execution of the ugly sisters and wicked step mother left the peasants feeling
  • a bit let down. They had wanted more from Prince Charming and his new Princess. Perhaps a flogging of the fairy godmother. Executions were all good, but ended too quickly.
  • Luckily I had remembered to starve the animals in my zoo. I got the big cats and bears and put them in a cage. I wrapped the fairy godmother's arm to a stick, and poked it through
  • the jaguar cage. The fingers dangled lifelessly and the jaguars were very hungry. "That's for turning me into a pumpkin, bitch." In seconds the arm was mere gnawed bones and
  • Fairy Godmother's dreams of representin' in the Disney vs. Dreamworks Free-Throw Shooting Contest had thus struck midnight. "Bippity boppity boo-hoo," moaned the one-armed coot.
  • She picked up her severed limb and flitted her fairy wings for parts unknown. More like the Fatty Godmother. The Free-Throw Shooting Contest ended, so she sought a new time zone
  • Fatty Godmother specialized in helping disabled wishers after that. She was assigned to Stephen Hawking who wished that black hole radiate information they swallowed.
  • Fatty Godmother wised she could be reassigned. Hawking's wish was quite beyond her powers. Black holes radiating swallowed information indeed! She swore quietly to herself. Why
  • , Hawking could go f- his black holes! Fatty Godmother went to the Supremely Obese Godmother for a transfer. The S.O.G. sighed and said, "The universe is a hologram on the surface
  • of a pie plate. Fatty's eyes glazed over, like donuts. Her mentor said, "Always finish what you start. You can begin with that plate of cookies over there." The SOG was so wise.
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2011-06-11 18:37:33
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2014-08-11 11:43:10

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    m80 Aug 12 2014 @ 00:11

    I.love.this.story. "Fatty Godmother"...freaking hilarious character name. I hope this isn't the last time we hear about her. foldmeonce created "Beeping Slooty" (another wonderfully creative name) in a yet-to-be-published story--maybe someone can put these two ladies together and make some entertaining ridiculousness. I curtsy and then genuflect to the creativity of the FoldingStory community!

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