I need a dollar. That's what I need. And

I need a dollar. That's what I need. And if I share my story with you, will you share your dollar with me?
"I see ya dolla and raise ya anotha." The beefy hand slapped down a second dollar on the table. These were high stakes, they were. The crowd inched in to observe. The scent of
cherry lip-smaker wafted over the summer camp. "I'm all in." murmured the Tenderfoot scout as he pushed a pile of lanyards, patches, and jolly ranchers. Go Fish was getting serious
i am so scared i have just had a massive dump this is intence
Because it grew eyes and started staring at me like a pedophile.
He claimed to be able to fix it,
his name was jim, he fixed kiddys
his bestnamewas alex stewart andjim and himworked together!
After the those words appeared on the monitor, Dr. Lemgop was finally convinced that he should never have tried to understand what penguins think. He drained his beeker of rum.
Or so he though! Little did he know when he began his penguin cerebrotransitive research that he'd accidentally ingest penguin growth hormone! This was about to get pear-shaped.

5 Comments

PurpleProf Jun 03 2013 @ 23:52

Good start to this story and valiant try at the end to save it, but wouldn't give 2 cents. Sorry. You should try this one again Mr. SlimWhitman.
Zetawilk Jun 03 2013 @ 23:54

I made a typo. :<
Chaz Jun 04 2013 @ 08:16

Hello and welcome new folders. Take the time to look at previous stories to see what works. There are plenty of other places to chat with friends.
MangoMania Jun 05 2013 @ 14:57

This story was a massive dump with eyes. Meaning at first it looks like shit, but then it looks back at you and realize that penguins have thoughts too and they think about their pedophile poop while playing go fish.
Zetawilk Jun 05 2013 @ 15:04

I just want to point out that half of this story has seven points as of this writing, but at the same time I don't.

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