The vampire bit into her neck. He had no

The vampire bit into her neck. He had no idea that Janis Joplin had just taken 8 hits of acid. All the LSD in her blood went straight up his fangs and into

his brain. Janis was almost unconscious because of the excessive blood loss when the vampire suddenly jerked his head away from her neck. They both moaned as the acid kicked in and

to the room through the wall. Janis and the vampire clutched each other in horror. The Kool-Aid man's surgery had replaced his Kool-Aid with acid, and he was beginning to drip on

the delicate limestone formations of the cave the Vamp & Janis used for intimate trysts. Kool-Aid man worked for the mafia illegally mining selenium crystals with his acid secretio

N measured daily. Vamp and Janis were to perform a gig at the Fat Cat nightclub. They followed the Holy Fuck Comedy Hour every Wednesday. The crowd was waiting for them to start th

awing the Neanderthal they'd been taking with them on tour. Every night, the crowd shouted "de-ice that caveman!", but Janis really liked the dead frozen hairy foil for her singing

"I Need a Man to Love". Plus, the frozen Neanderthal kept the stage nice and cool, just the way Janis liked things. One hot night, though, he thawed under the lights and awoke to

Janis belting out with an earsplitting sound that penetrated him to the core. The Neanderthal melted at the sight of her. "Thought I'd lost you," he panted. Beads of sweat

"Next thing you know, I'm panicking over you Janis, now come here, and maybe I won't have to use any force alright?" He gaspingly persuaded. Janis shook her head, she couldn't