As I walked through the house wearing nothing
- As I walked through the house wearing nothing but a jersey and slippers
- my dog ran right in front of me while chasing a cat and caused me to slam into the ground. I looked down and saw a huge bruise forming on my right knee. The dog then
- clamped its jaws around my arm and shook me like a rabbit. "Hraaaargh!" I yelled. I was about to pass out when Usain Bolt zoomed up from nowhere. He yanked the dog off me and
- and I yelled, "Hraaaargh!" Then Usain Bolt looked at me, questioning and I thought about it and yelled, "Hraaaargh!" He turned to leave and I yelled, "Hraaaargh!"
- Hraaaargh poked his head around the corner and, wiping pizza sauce from his face with the back of his arm, asked "Whaaat? Whaddya want?" I pointed at Usain Bolt. "Eliminate him now
- or forever hold your pizza." Hraaaargh bolted after the runner at top speed. Well it was his top speed anyway. He was no match for Usain Bolt though. Huffing and puffing
- , he stumbled and the pizza landed face-down on the sidewalk. "Hraaaargh!" Hraaaargh wailed at the horrible sight of his ruined dinner as Usain laughed maniacally in the distance.
- Usain just couldn't get enough of Hraaaargh's hraaaarghing,never missing an opportunity to hraaaangue Hraaaargh.Hraaaargh loved pizza with hraaaarring & aaaanchovies but with Usain
- Insisted on eating an everything pizza, regardless of the price. His mum was paying, after all. There was no room for the pepperoni, and the pizza wars began at 7:54:21pm promptly.
- As a veteran of both Food Court Wars Waa'kapaumuuka' was immediately given the baton of a Field Marshall by The Gas Masked Socialite. He mustered his Pizza Commandos for a daring
- Started
- 2013-02-07 14:54:56
- Finished
- 2016-07-31 10:07:12
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LordVacuity Jul 31 2016 @ 10:08
assault on the headquarters of both Domino's and Papa John's.
LordVacuity Jul 31 2016 @ 10:10
Sorry Mr. Wizard, looks like I messed things up again.