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As I walked through the house wearing nothing

  • As I walked through the house wearing nothing but a jersey and slippers

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  • my dog ran right in front of me while chasing a cat and caused me to slam into the ground. I looked down and saw a huge bruise forming on my right knee. The dog then

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  • clamped its jaws around my arm and shook me like a rabbit. "Hraaaargh!" I yelled. I was about to pass out when Usain Bolt zoomed up from nowhere. He yanked the dog off me and

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  • and I yelled, "Hraaaargh!" Then Usain Bolt looked at me, questioning and I thought about it and yelled, "Hraaaargh!" He turned to leave and I yelled, "Hraaaargh!"

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  • Hraaaargh poked his head around the corner and, wiping pizza sauce from his face with the back of his arm, asked "Whaaat? Whaddya want?" I pointed at Usain Bolt. "Eliminate him now

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  • or forever hold your pizza." Hraaaargh bolted after the runner at top speed. Well it was his top speed anyway. He was no match for Usain Bolt though. Huffing and puffing

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  • , he stumbled and the pizza landed face-down on the sidewalk. "Hraaaargh!" Hraaaargh wailed at the horrible sight of his ruined dinner as Usain laughed maniacally in the distance.

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  • Usain just couldn't get enough of Hraaaargh's hraaaarghing,never missing an opportunity to hraaaangue Hraaaargh.Hraaaargh loved pizza with hraaaarring & aaaanchovies but with Usain

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  • Insisted on eating an everything pizza, regardless of the price. His mum was paying, after all. There was no room for the pepperoni, and the pizza wars began at 7:54:21pm promptly.

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  • As a veteran of both Food Court Wars Waa'kapaumuuka' was immediately given the baton of a Field Marshall by The Gas Masked Socialite. He mustered his Pizza Commandos for a daring

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2 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Jul 31 2016 @ 10:08

    assault on the headquarters of both Domino's and Papa John's.

  2. LordVacuity Jul 31 2016 @ 10:10

    Sorry Mr. Wizard, looks like I messed things up again.

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