auditions... so many auditions...
- auditions... so many auditions...
- Suddenly I heard a high pitched yelp. A ragdoll was falling from the grid above... No, wait; It was a man. He hit the stage floor with a loud thud. He... was dead.
- What seemed like an eternity passed as I stared at the lifeless body lying in a pile of tangled limbs upstage center. I held back the urge to vomit and steadied myself against the
- -spians who had been waiting in the wings. A woman dressed in an ostrich costume screamed when she saw the corpse onstage. Keeping in character, she screamed just like an ostrich.
- Then buried her head into the wooden stage & fell, lifeless, right beside the 1st corpse. Jeez! It was gonna be one of THOSE days at the theatre (sigh). Soon after, our stage manag
- er gave up the ghost. The police hauled if off to gaol and paid the stage manager a big bounty in big bills. I saw where he hid it. If one more of the actors died I'd filch it and
- Use the money to run off to Jerusalem, and Nicaragua, and Finland, and Spain, and Barcelona, and Paris, and Amsterdam and all the places i always wanted to steal from. I've got amb
- -itions. I'm going places, baby! nobody is going to stop me this time. I'm going to the top! my pockets full of cash, and my hands full of
- booty. Arr! I'm going places, baby. Nobody, no nobody, nobody's gonna stop -- " click! Now I remember why I hardly listen to the radio anymore. It seems like
- They play the same old infomercials about why men like me need Viagra. I don't need that and do zen meditation instead after meeting the famous monk, Le. It changed my life!
- Started
- 2017-07-21 01:55:25
- Finished
- 2017-08-02 10:08:11
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knight_medek Aug 13 2017 @ 23:36
what terrible auditions those were! the director would be astounded =P
LordVacuity Aug 14 2017 @ 00:40
I had envisioned the folder behind me summoning the whole case up by referring to some meddling kids.