Finished Folds (1—20)
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8so easy to open up pickle jars for a living. Surprisingly, this purpose seemed to be very boring after the nth time of being an official pickle jar opener.
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5the stairs ran out, and Andrew made his way to the top of the Misty Trail. He gazed over the waterfall in amazement. And the sun hit the waterfall just right to make a rainbow on
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3out of my ears. “What?!? Did you say something?!?” I shouted at my clingy friend. I scratched at my ears. These Batwings make my ears itch.
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4instigator of said Hollywood Award murders. He even held a convincing knife covered in chocolate and blood. The chocolate is to mask Keifer Sutherland’s dastardly deeds with love
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3The Galactic Librarian’s second face, happened to be flirtatious and a bit giggly, which is why her second face had fluttering eyelashes, yet the first face was unfazed and narrow
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1Before the pizza covered in peanut remains could burn, however, it sprouted legs and ran out of the oven on cheese legs.
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3, considering that the police were secretly hired by the grammar nazi party, the only party not invited to the fun texting party.
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6the tears of undead managers and misconstrued bosses. All of the paychecks for this year fed the dandelions as fertilizer.
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2Mom was made of licorice from the depths of Hades. But since Pop tart was pomegranate, only half of him was there, the other half was boiling in Persephone’s stomach in Hell.
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3“Aww,” the girl raccoon cooed. “You’re blushing!” And Dr. Phil just facepalmed, as the blushing and shy guy raccoon hid behind him.
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2“No! I’m deathly allergic to bubbly beverages containing happiness in the flavor of limes and lemons! I’ll take the bitter coffee that’s sad and lukewarm.”
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2for the nearest yogurt mill, tired of the old Quaker Oats without a proper parfait for a good old parrot. Squawkers squawked squeakily at the nearest spellchecked yogurt mill.
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2Don’t eat the brownies.
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2take a look at cleaning a safe in my spare time, hoping no one would notice an innocent looking janitor who happened to clean up a few bucks.
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4Flippy, unfortunately, forgot his spatula, so he decided to cook patties with each customer’s simmering anger as he flipped the impatient ones off.
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3now contained extra protein from the eggs, becoming the world’s first fruity egg nog. The inventor, a strange lady who was obsessed with forking over recipes, couldn’t help but
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5Strange enough, the words “piss off” were mistranslated to the aliens as a beginning of a backwards mating ritual. And the Alien King, unsure of this “romantic encounter” could on
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10at Carl in bewilderment, not knowing how to judge a toe’s predicament from wanting independence from a foot. But seeing as Carl was on the wrong foot anyway, the judge decided to
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4ly paved road despite the many warning signs that said “under construction”. Poor Gunter Grass, he’s now stuck to the pavement in his new leather boots.
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4Only to shut in his face. Poor Robin woke up, startlingly blue and in a cramped lamp again.