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Many bus drivers have a short fuse with kids,

  • Many bus drivers have a short fuse with kids, but Bennie got into busing for the conversation. Maybe tomorrow's problem solvers could give him some advice. "Hey kids, my in-laws
  • are visiting today, and they're going to eat me out of house and home. Whatcha think I can do?" My friend Tommy kicked the seat in front of him and shouted, "Buy lots and lotsa foo
  • fighter albums and turn it on really loud!" Tommy's idea was brilliant. Nothing like blasting music to keep unwanted guests from raiding the pantry. But what about the liquor?
  • Well, the liquor, well it's good of you to ask. If you'll permit to explain about this liquor, as it is so affectionately called, I think you find this rather, odd, so okay, about
  • this liquor, its humorous, sometimes vague & blurry, often entertaining, but a bit thick in the head.Why I'd venture to say that this liquor was what made me the man I am right now
  • except for the fact that I am a seven year old girl. Still, I likes my liquor like I likes my men- no less than eight years old! Too much of it makes me dance the hootchy-kootchy
  • and drunkeness makes me dance to the most embarrassing song aimed at little children: the hokey-pokey.
  • The squirtles watched while catching acorns for food and walking slowly simultaneously. Mr. Squirtle had both a fur coat and tail, with beautiful red stripes on his shell.
  • He had worked hard on this town. He smoked a cigar and opened a beer. Don Squirtle was the most lavish Boss of the mafia and the other squirtles knew it,as they stuffed acorns into
  • any nearby orifice, sometimes even their own. As for Luca Brasi, I hear that he sleeps with the fishes.
Started
2013-06-22 19:16:59
Finished
2016-08-30 22:02:12

1 Comments

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    LordVacuity Aug 30 2016 @ 22:04

    Not that I am kink shaming.

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