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This story is about the friendship of 2 spotty

  • This story is about the friendship of 2 spotty dogs, their adventures from the Sahara desert to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem, their eventual marriage and bizarre deaths in Cairo.
  • Fiorella was born in Budapest and lived in luxury; Lagnappe was a poor fishing family's hound. Both spotty dogs met on a steamer heading to Sao Paulo, which wrecked one night in a
  • n obscure part of the Carribbean approximately 18°28′96″N and 64°27′70″W. Fiorella & Lagnappe were the only survivors. Everyone else was eaten by sharks. As dogs, Fiorella & Lagnap
  • As Fiorella & Lagnappe are face down in the white sandy beach, they try to put together last nights shenanigans & it aint pretty. First the pirate mudwrestling contest happened,
  • which totally explains the muddy eye patches. Then they had many celebratory drinks. Fiorella ended up hooking up with Randolph J. 'Hurricane' Spencer, despite Lagnappe's advice.
  • Lagnappe's advice should have been followed. Turns out that Fiorella and Randolph J. 'Hurricane' Spencer were siblings, and they both now had the clap compliments of Lagnappe.
  • Both had enjoyed Lagnappe's "freebee" and now sat in the provincial clinic of Santa Nichola. The "Doctor" Quilla quilla prescribed more of the same, but Randy J's itchy crotch
  • is what gave Randy J the dance moves that allowed them to win the dance competition at the discoteque.
  • Done anywhere else, those moves might've gotten him arrested. Randy J had been waiting so long and had been practicing for two whole weeks with his dance partner, Misty P.
  • But their dreams were crushed by a pair of runaway steam rollers which squashed all their limbs as they lay spread eagled in the street. Now only torsos, they gave up on dancing.

2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Nov 02 2014 @ 01:54

    They were dancing to 'Cairo Steamroller'.

  2. lucielucie Nov 02 2014 @ 08:47

    Love that tune.

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