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Lentil. Lens. Glasses. Michael Caine. Raincoat.

  • Lentil. Lens. Glasses. Michael Caine. Raincoat. Cloud. Rainbow. Fluffy. Bunny. Juggled Hare. Gravy. Flour. Clown. Syphilis. Insanity. Moon. Blue. Dark. Gentian. Hades. Persephone.
  • "I can't take it any more! We didn't start the fire..." Lenny Bruce. Blue Moose. Coca-Cola on the River Kwai. John Glenn. Aspirin. Journey There and Back Again. Karoke Bar...
  • My entire life flashed behind my eyelids as I lay there half-dead from smoke inhalation. Sirens growing louder, my pants were wet, the sensation of someone holding my hand. I had
  • closed my eyes because I couldn't face the possibility that I'd failed to save the cat. I was the worst Pet-Op Firefighter ever. But who was holding my hand? I opened my eyes & saw
  • Det. Manatee, returned from a holiday vacation in Hawai'i. "I saw POTUS, and boy, was he smiling! Oh by the way," -- he rolled my arm behind my back and cuffed my wrists -- "you're
  • comin' downtown, kiddo." Manatee whispered ruffly in my ear, as he dragged me by the arm to his undercover police car. "What for!?" I exclaimed, fighting against his flabby hands
  • and flippers, as he shoved me into the backseat with his bulging, blubbery belly. "You've got a lot of unpaid parking tickets, for starters," Det Manatee drawled. "Secondly,
  • I've been drinking and need a designated driver." Det. Manatee then shoved me into the front seat, dove into the backseat, slapped a pizza on the roof and told me to STEP ON IT!
  • I don't drive, but what the hell. I floored it. The pizza was the first casualty. Det. Manatee held onto my head like a baby koala and turned it to direct me. "RUN THAT RED LIGHT!"
  • I hit the accelerator HARD through the light, swerving into a gas tanker. Bits of metals flew everywhere as a fiery Shiitake mushroom cloud of investigation work came to a close.

4 Comments

  1. lucielucie Jul 13 2014 @ 11:31

    I meant 'juggled hare'.

  2. lucielucie Jul 13 2014 @ 11:33

    See, it autocorrected again. I meant jugged hare. No-one in their right mind would juggle a hare.

  3. Chaz Jul 18 2014 @ 12:25

    "Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?" - Steve Martin, The Jerk Could be worse.

  4. lucielucie Jul 19 2014 @ 13:24

    Jugged cat would be worse.

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