Lentil. Lens. Glasses. Michael Caine. Raincoat.
- Lentil. Lens. Glasses. Michael Caine. Raincoat. Cloud. Rainbow. Fluffy. Bunny. Juggled Hare. Gravy. Flour. Clown. Syphilis. Insanity. Moon. Blue. Dark. Gentian. Hades. Persephone.
- "I can't take it any more! We didn't start the fire..." Lenny Bruce. Blue Moose. Coca-Cola on the River Kwai. John Glenn. Aspirin. Journey There and Back Again. Karoke Bar...
- My entire life flashed behind my eyelids as I lay there half-dead from smoke inhalation. Sirens growing louder, my pants were wet, the sensation of someone holding my hand. I had
- closed my eyes because I couldn't face the possibility that I'd failed to save the cat. I was the worst Pet-Op Firefighter ever. But who was holding my hand? I opened my eyes & saw
- Det. Manatee, returned from a holiday vacation in Hawai'i. "I saw POTUS, and boy, was he smiling! Oh by the way," -- he rolled my arm behind my back and cuffed my wrists -- "you're
- comin' downtown, kiddo." Manatee whispered ruffly in my ear, as he dragged me by the arm to his undercover police car. "What for!?" I exclaimed, fighting against his flabby hands
- and flippers, as he shoved me into the backseat with his bulging, blubbery belly. "You've got a lot of unpaid parking tickets, for starters," Det Manatee drawled. "Secondly,
- I've been drinking and need a designated driver." Det. Manatee then shoved me into the front seat, dove into the backseat, slapped a pizza on the roof and told me to STEP ON IT!
- I don't drive, but what the hell. I floored it. The pizza was the first casualty. Det. Manatee held onto my head like a baby koala and turned it to direct me. "RUN THAT RED LIGHT!"
- I hit the accelerator HARD through the light, swerving into a gas tanker. Bits of metals flew everywhere as a fiery Shiitake mushroom cloud of investigation work came to a close.
- Started
- 2013-12-21 07:20:28
- Finished
- 2014-07-11 20:13:35
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lucielucie Jul 13 2014 @ 11:31
I meant 'juggled hare'.
lucielucie Jul 13 2014 @ 11:33
See, it autocorrected again. I meant jugged hare. No-one in their right mind would juggle a hare.
Chaz Jul 18 2014 @ 12:25
"Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?" - Steve Martin, The Jerk Could be worse.
lucielucie Jul 19 2014 @ 13:24
Jugged cat would be worse.